Stuff My Mom Texts http://stuffmymomtexts.com I don't know about you, but MY mom sends me some ridiculous text messages. Check them out and post your own! Mon, 27 Jun 2011 04:26:08 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 Monster Worm http://stuffmymomtexts.com/2011/06/27/monster-worm/ http://stuffmymomtexts.com/2011/06/27/monster-worm/#comments Mon, 27 Jun 2011 00:29:43 +0000 admin http://stuffmymomtexts.com/?p=82 Mom: Well John, did you check on the monster worm…

]]> http://stuffmymomtexts.com/2011/06/27/monster-worm/feed/ 0 a painting and a biker bar http://stuffmymomtexts.com/2011/06/26/a-painting-and-a-biker-bar/ http://stuffmymomtexts.com/2011/06/26/a-painting-and-a-biker-bar/#comments Sun, 26 Jun 2011 16:00:53 +0000 admin http://stuffmymomtexts.com/?p=85 Mom: Oooo hohoho we just went by a grain bin & there was a big finger giving the naughty gesture …actually it was a nice painting…wish you were here… 12:04 PM
Mom: Did you get the last tex… 12:09 PM
Me: hahaha yea 1:29 PM
Mom: Omg just went in a biker bar we thought was a restaurant like out of a movie… 2:55 PM
Me: HAHAHAHA 2:56 PM
Mom: It was like a bad B movie & pretty creepy…glad to be out… 2:58 PM
Me: i take it you’re goin somewhere else? 2:59 PM
Mom: I guess we don’t look very threating but they looked like real bikers…& haha yes we are.. 3:00 PM
]]> http://stuffmymomtexts.com/2011/06/26/a-painting-and-a-biker-bar/feed/ 0 turkey feather http://stuffmymomtexts.com/2011/06/25/turkey-feather-2/ http://stuffmymomtexts.com/2011/06/25/turkey-feather-2/#comments Sat, 25 Jun 2011 11:18:10 +0000 admin http://stuffmymomtexts.com/?p=87 Mom: I just saw a little turkey feather on a pile of sticks…i wonder what was going on there.. 11:18 AM

]]> http://stuffmymomtexts.com/2011/06/25/turkey-feather-2/feed/ 0 turkey parade and fine dining http://stuffmymomtexts.com/2011/06/24/turkey-parade-and-fine-dining/ http://stuffmymomtexts.com/2011/06/24/turkey-parade-and-fine-dining/#comments Fri, 24 Jun 2011 21:05:05 +0000 admin http://stuffmymomtexts.com/?p=89 Mom: (1 of 2) The back yard is covered in turkeys …they are even in the garden..one of them was pecking near the peony bush & there is a stem the height of the 11:04 AM
Mom: (2 of 2) turkey & he stood there nose to nose looking @ it…they look tired..they are marching single file to there next stop… 11:04 AM
Mom: (1 of 2) I wasn’t paying attn . On my walk & looked up & I was in a turkey parade single file going down the street..i guess they included me because of the 12:08 PM
Mom: (2 of 2) lunch they had @ our house… 12:08 PM
]]> http://stuffmymomtexts.com/2011/06/24/turkey-parade-and-fine-dining/feed/ 0 tap tap tap http://stuffmymomtexts.com/2011/06/24/tap-tap-tap/ http://stuffmymomtexts.com/2011/06/24/tap-tap-tap/#comments Fri, 24 Jun 2011 11:10:23 +0000 admin http://stuffmymomtexts.com/?p=91
Mom: (1 of 2) Oh my oh my goodness…u won’t believe this …i heard this noise by the front door & looked & I thought it was a small child playing w/ a car on the 12:59 PM
Mom: (2 of 2) window next to the door…but it’s the turkeys trying to get in..oh my oh my…do I open the door…what do I do…this is no joke…they are here… 12:59 PM
Mom: He’s a big one & his legs look like he’s wearing short pajamas… 1:05 PM
Me: do it! let em in! 1:06 PM
Mom: Not funny…they are not potty trained 1:07 PM
Mom: I think they’ve come calling b4 but I never knew what the noise was until today.. 1:10 PM
]]> http://stuffmymomtexts.com/2011/06/24/tap-tap-tap/feed/ 0 fluffy feathers http://stuffmymomtexts.com/2011/06/20/fluffy-feathers/ http://stuffmymomtexts.com/2011/06/20/fluffy-feathers/#comments Mon, 20 Jun 2011 12:42:27 +0000 admin http://stuffmymomtexts.com/?p=77 Mom: I found a cute little fluffy feather in the driveway…guess who it belonged to… 12:28 PM
Me: hahaha the johnson’s dog? 1:03 PM
Mom: (1 of 2) Very funny & speaking of funny..last night I was closing the shade & looked in the back yard & in daddys garden a deer had settled in for the night & 1:29 PM
Mom: (2 of 2) was sleeping… 1:29 PM
Mom: In the garden…talk about chutzpa… 1:30 PM
]]> http://stuffmymomtexts.com/2011/06/20/fluffy-feathers/feed/ 0 turkey feather http://stuffmymomtexts.com/2011/06/10/turkey-feather/ http://stuffmymomtexts.com/2011/06/10/turkey-feather/#comments Fri, 10 Jun 2011 17:14:15 +0000 admin http://stuffmymomtexts.com/?p=6 Mom: There’s a giant turkey feather …could e used for a quill 11:11 AM
Me: haha you should GET it 11:12 AM
Mom: Don’t think so don’t want them coming after me thinking I removed it 11:13 AM
Me: lol 11:16 AM
Mom: There a bird hopping along w/ a worm in its mouth…gross there making some pretty weird bird noises in the woods…i don’t no what’s going on… 11:19 AM
Me: hahaha ewwwwww 11:20 AM
Mom: If you get tired of the garage sale people amusing you there a lots of creatures,,, 11:23 AM
Me: haha you’re so odd sometimes 11:23 AM
]]> http://stuffmymomtexts.com/2011/06/10/turkey-feather/feed/ 0 seek shelter http://stuffmymomtexts.com/2011/03/08/seek-shelter/ http://stuffmymomtexts.com/2011/03/08/seek-shelter/#comments Tue, 08 Mar 2011 21:33:33 +0000 admin http://stuffmymomtexts.com/?p=57 Mom: It started raining & the poor turkeys were marching back & forth not even seeking shelter… 2:57 PM
Me: You’re turkeys seem kinda dumb 3:38 PM
Mom: Ya I know..what can ya do… 4:06 PM
Me: You could give them shelter and foof 4:07 PM
Me: Food 4:07 PM
Mom: But they have feathers! 4:10 PM
Me: So feathered people need shelter too 4:11 PM
Mom: Were talkin’ turkey… 4:35 PM
Me: Yea Turkey people what’s the difference? 4:36 PM
Mom: Lets c you fly & flap ur wings 4:37 PM
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Mom: The snows melting here & yesterday there were turkey prints in it…mine were next to theirs.. 2:24 PM
Mom: Is that weird again 2:25 PM
Me: hahahaha 2:25 PM
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Mom: (1 of 2) Ii forgot to tell you when I was on a walk last wk I saw turkey footprints which isn’t unusual…but I walked a little further & saw a giant set of 10:03 AM
Mom: (2 of 2) turkey prints which can only mean one thing…there is a giant turkey somewhere out there… 10:03 AM

 

 

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